Things that make my day Freedom, autonomy; unconventional relationships with women; having a clear conscience; having loyal friends; good software, good movies, fourwheelers, deserted roads, moonlit mountains; hiking in the hope of being alone, which is almost impossible in tragically overpopulated Europe Things that piss me off Ideologies, ignorance, intolerance, political correctness; football, beer, German music, the gutter press, the social media, TV and its patronizing commercials People who make my day Women: gentle women, warmhearted women, cheerful women, nude women, broad-minded women, shy women, modest women, self-confident women, women who love men Courageous thinkers: Copernicus, Bruno, Galilei, Newton, Voltaire, Schopenhauer, Darwin, Freud, Einstein Courageous writers: Shere Hite, Richard Katz, Salman Rushdie, Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, Thilo Sarrazin, Oriana Fallaci Courageous politicians: Donald Trump, Viktor Orbán, Silvio Berlusconi, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Geert Wilders, Benjamin Netanyahu, Susan Collins, Václav Klaus Courageous actors/directors: Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Tim Allen, Susan Sarandon, Brigitte Bardot, Miloš Forman Courageous explorer: Reinhold Messner – a survivor of unimaginable solitude and an independent thinker and philosopher Courageous athlete: Novak Djokovic Courageous KZ survivor: Carl Laszlo Blackbelts: Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Arnold Chon, Jet Li, Donnie Yen, Iko Uwais, Yayan Ruhian, Steven Seagal, Wesley Snipes, Jeff Speakman, David Bradley, Sasha Mitchell, Hwang In Shik (Hapkido) Freedom defenders: Prof. Thomas Rauscher (University of Leipzig), Prof. Nils Melzer, Karl Lagerfeld, Edward Snowden – my personal hero People who piss me off Hypocrites, liars, prudes, followers; aggressive women, feminists, fat old feminists; the “Me too”-crowd (starlets who ingratiate themselves with producers in order to become stars are not rape victims; they are prostitutes – but without the honor and honesty of working girls); stupid judges, spineless judges; mean rich folks; “Blick”-readers; golfers; Bill and Hillary Clinton, Obama, Pelosi, Merkel, Trudeau, the Pope; gay men, politicians who tell me what I should do; Israel haters (should be shipped to Africa or Alaska)

My dream The return of linguistic precision and beauty; the revival of the DUDEN of the eighties – a masterpiece of normative grammar; more self-confidence on the part of Europe and the wisdom to ignore American rules and trends; America has very good weapons but nobody knows what to defend; common societal values have gone down the drain, and too many criminal migrants and parasites thrive in that vacuum My nightmare Being old and being with old people; another world war; more destructive and aggressive young people than we are already seeing on TV all over the world; these poor idiots cannot wait to become cannon fodder Current delight My young faces, my mountains, my garden, my collection of English Golan-Globus movies with Charles Bronson and Clint Eastwood Ceterum Censeo Intolerant ideologies must be eradicated from the face of this planet